Authentic Vampire Hormones

All-time Bestseller!

Vampire Hormones were our first major achievement as a business, and remain one of our bestsellers to this day. Patients have raved about their transformations, citing incredibly fast fang growth, strength development, speed, invisibility, and flight, all within the first year of treatment. Downsides do exist; garlic allergy is a common disappointment, but it remains to be seen whether this is inevitable or influenced by an outside factor. Our formula attempts to maximize desired effects while creating as few drawbacks as possible.