ABOUT US
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Monday Falconer (he/him/hiss)Founder and CCO (Chief Cat Officer) |
Dax Stryker (she/they)Co-Founder and CEO (Chief Executive Orc) |
Our Story
We were once boring old humans like you. For so long, I wished I was a cat. One day, I asked one of my transfeline friends where he got hiss hormeowns. He said "what are you talking about? I don't know you." and I jsut couldn't accept it. So, I forged a new path with my business partner, Dax. With our patented, state of the art Monster Essence Osmosis Winstrument (M.E.O.W.,) we innovated past the existing technology to achieve GENUINE monster hormone replacement therpy, for YOU! dot com.
