TESTIMONIALS

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ai portrait of guy with short brown hair

ai portrait of a werewolf

" My pack SWEARS by this company! I had always been uncomfortable in my drab human skin, especially when I joined my local WHA ( werewolf-human alliance), but they put me onto monster hrt asap - and I have never felt better! Even without a fullmoon, my teeth are massive and sharp, I'm stronger than ever, and the fur growth-rate is faster than even most of my ciswere friends! If you're disappointed with your human self and are finding it hard to get cursed with lycanthropy, monster HRT is a life saver!! thanks guys!! " -Tina, 25, CA

ai generated portrait of a goth girl with short black hair and blue streaks.
ai portrait of bigfoot, humanoid ape-like creature with long brown fur.

"Sittin' in my forest. Hair on my 'bod. Squatchin' it up mad style. Thanks Monster HRT." -Jorb the Sasquatch, 22

ai portrait of a white man in suit and tie in a big city.
ai portrait of a vampire in a suit and tie with slicked back hair

"As a lawyer, I've always been called a 'blood-sucking parasite.' That vasn't true, and it stung. But now, thanks to these fabulous new hormones, I've been able to transform myself into the dracula I've always vanted to be. I'll show Clark from Accounting vhat a blood-sucking parasite really looks like! Ah ah ah!" -Roger, 27

ai portrait of green amorphous slime.
"bloop. Gloop glorp hrt squish squirt! Goo! -anyonymous slime

ai portrait of zombie.
""Killed me. 10/10 I got better though. No more allergies to things like cyanide, either!" -Anonymous Revenant, 102

ai portrait of a young indian woman with bindi. ai portrait of a bird person (harpy) with gray feathers

"minus one star because nobody warned me the feathers would be growing in my asscrack. Idk if anyone else has these problems, I haven't seen any other reviews that say so. Otherwise it's fantastic!" -Pam the Harpy, 35

ai portrait of a man with blonde hair and brown eyes smiling. ai portrait of a troll from homestuck with gray skin, yellow eyes, and orange horns.

"4RR1V3D 34RLY. F4ZT R3SULTZ. F0LL0W3D R3C0MM3ND3D D0Z3, N0 4DV3RZ3 3FF3CTZ." -ArdentCraven

ai portrait of a korean man with an undercut. ai portrait of a vampire with mid length black hair, and almond shaped eyes smiling.

"i was worried at first about the legitimacy of this, but i'm 2 months on it and my fangs have never been longer! i keep accidentally cutting my lips. the garlic allergy is a bit of a shame but it's not as bad as i was warned it would be. i am also finally starting to show signs of levitation!! maybe within the year i'll be able to fly!!! 10/10" -Timothy, 34

ai portrait of a black man with long dreads. ai portrait of a black vampire woman with long braids, a red suit, and red lipstick.

"10/10. everything I wanted. will be recommending this to friends." -Penny, 26

ai generated portrait of an ambiguous gendered person with short blond hair with blue streaks.
ai portrait of a humanized pinkie pie from my little pony.

"evr since i was a kid i knew i wanted 2 grow up and b Pinkie Pie! Thanks to Monster HRT now i am!! my hair is so poofy, and my tail started coming in last week! im hopin to have hooves by next year :D" -Pinkamena, 21